| WORD | Sound Of | Source of Reference |
| AAAAGH! EEEEEOOOW ACK! UGH UGH MMP AGH! AEEK |
Removal Of A Deep Rooted Tooth | MAD #66, October 1961, Page 20 |
| AAAK AAK | Busy City People Coughing | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33 |
| AAEEFWOFAAEE | One Of Tarzan's Special Animal Calls | MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42 |
| AAGH | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| AAHT AAHHT BLOOOOT | Busy City Horns | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33 |
| ACK | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| ACK | Man choking | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| ACK GAK GARK! | Man Having A Heart Attack | MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page Back Cover |
| AGH! UGH! ARG! | Man Struggling With A Fishing Pole | MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 34 |
| AHH- AHH- Ahh …. THOONOONN | Iron Man Sneezing Inside His Iron Mask | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 |
| AHHHHHHHHHH | Frankenstein Inhaling | MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49 |
| AHWEEEEEE-AK | A Cow Horn | MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 48 |
| AK | Man choking | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| aling | Alarm clock | MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 |
| aling aling | Alarm clock | MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 |
| aling aling! | Alarm clock | MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 |
| aling! | Alarm clock | MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 |
| AOOGA AOOOGA AOOOGA AOOGA | Truck Horn | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 |
| APPLAUD YEA! | Audience | MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 |
| ARARAGH!! | Large Lion In Gorilla Suit Growling | MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44 |
| ARARGH!! | Large Gorilla Growl | MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44 |
| ARGLE GLARGLE GLORGLE GLUK | Princess Using Mouthwash | MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover |
| ARRARGH WAMP BLAMP OOF YUG | A Lady And The Hulk Making Love | MAD #221, March 1981, Page 17 |
| ARRARGH YAK FITZROWER RIP | Tarzan Fighting With Leopard | MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover |
| ARRARGH! | Man turning into a werewolf | MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12 |
| ARRARGH! RIP TEAR | Banner Turning Into The Hulk | MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 |
| ARRARGHNNARRGH | An Entire Dialogue Script For The Hulk | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 |
| ARRARGLE! | The Hulk Calling A Waiter | MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 |
| ARRGH! | Gagged man trying to talk | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| AWK | Man Having A Heart Attack | MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48 |
| AWK GAK ARGH GASP | Patient Choking | MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42 |
| AWK! | Bride | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 31 |
| AWK! | Groom | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 |
| BAHOO BAHOO BAHOO | Capt. Kirk Crying | MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32 |
| BAM BAM BOOM BOOM | Salesman Pounding And Kicking A Door | MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39 |
| BAM! | Lightning | MAD #57 September 1960, Page 11 |
| BAM-BAM BAM BAM BAM | Prisoners Pounding Fists On Dining Table | MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48 |
| BAP | An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face | MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9 |
| BAP-KRAK KIK HIT | Robin Hood Giving Little John A Pummeling | MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29 |
| BARF BARF | Sandy With A Cold, Warning Annie Of A Rapist Hiding In The Closet | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 |
| B-B-B-BORFFT! | Porky Pig Belching After A Big Meal | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 |
| BBBLPLAST | Human organ music | MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13 |
| BBFRPRAFPGHPP | Doctor Farting | MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 |
| BBLLBBLLBBLLBBLLBBLL | Man making lip sounds | MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35 |
| BEAUGH | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BEEDOOP | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BEEYOOP | The Hulk Turning Into Banner | MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 |
| BING BING BING BING BING | Desk Bell Being Rung | MAD #86, April 1964, Page 26 |
| BING BING BING BING BING | Fire Alarm At Firestation | MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14 |
| BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING | Fire Alarm At Firestation | MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13 |
| BING BONG | Doorbell | MAD #72, July 1962, Page 48 |
| BING BONG | Door bell | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 19 |
| BIZZZT | Shaking Hands With Trick Buzzer | MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11 |
| BLAM | Gun Firing | MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 25 |
| BLAM | Gun Being Fired | MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11 |
| BLAM | Prizoner In A Dungeon Being Shot | MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 13 |
| BLAM | Wedding party shooting bouquet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 |
| BLAM BAM BAM BLAM! | Shooting A Fake Horse Head | MAD #73, September 1962, Page 16 |
| BLAM BLAM | Settlers Shooting At Indians | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| BLAM BLAM | Shotgun | MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44 |
| BLAM BLAM BLAM | Man Shooting Another With Pistol In Pocket | MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23 |
| BLAM BLAM PoiT | Spy Pulling Gun Out Of Nose And Shooting Other Spys | MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 |
| BLAM BLOOM BLAM BLOOM | Guns Firing At Yecch Monster | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30 |
| BLAMP BLAMP | Gun Shots | MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17 |
| BLAP BLAP | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BLEEGH | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BLEEP | Olive Oyl's Breasts Popping Out | MAD #224, July 1981, Page 17 |
| BLIB BLIB BLIB-BLIB | Helicopter Hovering | MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 |
| BLIDIT | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BLINK BLINK | Deformed Eye Blinking | MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48 |
| BLINK BLINK | Flashing Truck Headlights | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 |
| BLiNK BLiNK | Man Blinking | MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28 |
| BLINK BLINK | Frankenstein Eye Moving | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 27 |
| BLINK BLONK BLINK BLONK | Flashing Lighted Arrows | MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28 |
| BLIOMP | Spy Pulling Poisoned Sword From Arm | MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 |
| BLIT | Eye Being Vacuumed | MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48 |
| BLOBBLE | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BLOIT | Popeye's Muscle Popping Up | MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16 |
| BLOOM BLOOM | Real gun firing. | MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 19 |
| BLOOP | Woman Tightening Her Husband's Leather Belt | MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35 |
| BLORF BREEDEET | Gagged man trying to talk | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| BLORP | Boy Disappearing in Wet Cement | MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 |
| BLORP | Eyes Popping up in Water | MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page Back Cover |
| BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB | Helicopter Flying | MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 |
| BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB | Boy Sinking in Wet Cement | MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 |
| BONG | Man's Head Hitting A Bell | MAD #45 March 1959, Page 48 |
| BONG | Cinder Block Bouncing Off Pedestrian's Head | MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37 |
| BONG | Refrigerator Timer Going Off | MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17 |
| BONG | Train Station Local Number Popping Up | MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48 |
| BONG | Bell | MAD #134 April 1970, Page 41 |
| BONG | Bell | MAD #134 April 1970, Page 42 |
| BONG | Clock Striking Midnight | MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover |
| BONG | Elevator Stopping At A Floor | MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15 |
| BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG | Hunch Back Ringing Ice Cream Cart Bell | MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page Back Cover |
| BONG, FLADIP, FLUK | Tell Your Fortune Machine Ticket Ready And Guy Picks Up Ticket | MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48 |
| BOOM | Cannon | MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11 |
| BOOM | Shooting Man Out Of Cannon | MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48 |
| BOOMA DOOMA (repeat 4 times) | A Distant Drum Message | MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48 |
| BOOMER-ROOM | Atomic Blast | MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14 |
| BPLFLT! | Man's Head Squashed By A Large Bottomed Bus Rider | MAD #64, July 1961, Page 27 |
| BRAGHK | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BRAK GRAK | Car Shifting To First Gear | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 |
| BRAP | Snake Charmer's Flute | MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11 |
| BRAVO BRAVO | Audience | MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 |
| BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO | Audience Cheering | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 |
| BRAVO BRAVO HOORAY BRAVO YIPPEE | Audience Cheering | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 |
| BREEBEEP | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BREEDEET | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BREEP-BREEP | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BREET BREET | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BREET BROOT | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BREET-BREET TOOD TOOD | Chirping Crickets And Tree Toads | MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 47 |
| BRING | Phone Ringing | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 29 |
| BRNNGT BRNNGT | Telephone Ringing | MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31 |
| BROODOOT | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BROOM | Car Wheeling Away | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 |
| BROOM GROOM!! BROOM!! | Start Up Of A Twin Engine Aircraft | MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8 |
| BROOM PUCKA PUCKA PUCKA BROOM PUCKA PUCKA | Car Revving For A Drag Race | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 |
| BRRRAPP! | Boy Belching | MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 |
| BRRRNNG … BRRRNNG … | Phone Ring | MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48 |
| BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA | Boxer Pummels Head Of Opponent | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| BUR-RP | Patient Belching In I.V. Bag | MAD #104. July 66, Page 25 |
| BWAUGHK | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BWEEP | Scientists Leg Growing | MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 48 |
| BWEEP | Large Cylindrical Bump Rises From Top Of Head Where Brick Had Bounced | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| BZOWNT | Ray Gun Firing | MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42 |
| BZZNNT | Ray Gun Firing | MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42 |
| BZZOWNT | Electric Drill Applied To Forehead | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| BZZOWNT! | Head in Vend-O-Hair machine. | MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15 |
| BZZT BZZT | Patient Ringing Hospital Buzzer | MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 37 |
| BZZZ BZZT | Flying Insect | MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39 |
| BZZZT CHUNKA CHUNKA ZIKKIK ZIKKIK FWEEN ZOOKA ZOOKA | Change Machine For Telephone | MAD #205, March 1979, Page 37 |
| BZZZT KLIK-KLIK- KLIK-KLIK-KLIK- KLIK GAZOWNT GAZIKKA | Vending Machine About To Make Change | MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42 |
| BZZZT! WHiR! SCREEEEZT! | Safecrackers | MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15 |
| CAW CAW CAW | Crow | MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 |
| CAW-CAW-CAW | Wild Game Call | MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 |
| CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA | Mother Shaking A Rattle | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 |
| CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA | Baby Shaking Another Baby | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 |
| CHAKUNK-DING-RIP | Cash Register Key Pushing, Receipt Tearing | MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 |
| CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP | Eskimo Eating A Fish | MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48 |
| CHEEP | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| CHIKA CHUNK | Airboat | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 |
| CHIMP CHIMP | Fingernail Chewing | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 |
| CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP | Man Chipping Away At End Of Tree With Axe | MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15 |
| CHIRP | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| CHK CHK CHA-GONK BRBBRBBRING! | Man's Eyes Being Poked Like A Cash Registers' Keys And Jaw Popping Open Like A Till Drawer | MAD #61, March 1961, Page 18 |
| CHOMP | Genteel Ben Eating | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| CHOMP | Patient Biting String | MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21 |
| CHOMP | Man eating | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| CHOMP CHOMP | Full Mouth Chewing | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27 |
| CHOMP CHOMP | Bird Eating Clam | MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29 |
| CHOMP CHOMP | Spiderman Eating A Fly | MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 |
| CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP | Hippie Eating A Banana | MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13 |
| CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP | Boy Eating Sandwich | MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 |
| CHOMP CHOMP URP SLURP GLURK | Vultures Eating Car | MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11 |
| CHOMP CHOMPLE SLURP GLUP | Man Drinking From A Bottle | MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover |
| CHOMP GLORK GLURKLE CHOMP | Boy Eating Sandwich | MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 |
| CHOMP GLORT CHONK SHLURP | Boy Eating Sandwich | MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 |
| CHOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP | Man Biting Wrench And Chewing | MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13 |
| CHONK | Nurse Jabbing I.V. Into Patients Arm | MAD #104. July 66, Page 13 |
| CHONK CHONK CHONK | Subtotal Chopping At Dragon | MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 |
| CHONK KRAKLE GLUK | Man Chewing Glass | MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 |
| CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK | Man Digging Ground | MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11 |
| CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP | Man Chopping Down Tree | MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15 |
| CHOP-CHOP | Scout Hitting Tree With Ax | MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48 |
| CHUCKLE | Laughter | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA | Steam Roller | MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 |
| CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA | Steamroller. | MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31 |
| CHUNK | Nurse Poking I.V. In Patients Arm | MAD #104. July 66, Page 25 |
| CHUNK | Bird stabbing worm with fork. | MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11 |
| CHUNK-KASHINK | Shovel | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 9 |
| CLACK CLACK CLATTER CLATTER | Man's Bones Breaking | MAD #56 July 1960, Page 13 |
| CLANG | Stiff Spaghetti Banging Into Cook's Face | MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9 |
| CLANG CLANG CLANG | Safecrackers | MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15 |
| CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP | Audience Clapping | MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 11 |
| CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP | Audience Clapping | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 |
| CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP | Audience Clapping | MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42 |
| CLAP CLAP! | Applause | MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 |
| CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP | Prisoners Applauding Chef | MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48 |
| CLATTA CAK CLAKA | Chicken Laying Egg | MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 |
| CLATTER | Teeth Hitting Green | MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 |
| CLICK | Brain Light Bulb Being Turned On | MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 24 |
| CLICK! | A Photographer Taking A Picture | MAD #80, July 1963, Page 10 |
| CLIK CLIK | Running Down Concrete Steps | MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 |
| Clik Clik | Chicken Jumping Into Nest | MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 |
| CLiK KLAK | Key Opening Steam Cabinet | MAD #123 December 1968, Page 29 |
| CLIK RRROOOOM | Electric Fan Being Turned On | MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17 |
| CLIK-CLIK-CLIK-CLIK | Running Up Concrete Steps | MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 |
| CLINK | Sculptor Chiseling Piece Of Block | MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 9 |
| CLINK CLOINK BZZT | Putting money in Vend-O-Hair machine. | MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15 |
| CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP | Dracula Running Down A Path | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 |
| CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP | Lady Running Down A Path | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 |
| CLONK! | Man's Head Flattened Between Log And Roman Marble Column | MAD #64, July 1961, Page 15. |
| CRASH | White Man Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| CRASH BASH RIP GAZAP | Pay Phone being assaulted | MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13 |
| CRUGAZUNCH | Two Cars Colliding | MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42 |
| CRUNCH | White Man Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| CRUNCH | Sign Hitting Ground | MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15 |
| CRUNCHLE | White Man Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| DANG | Dentist Knocking Extended Tooth Back Into Place | MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36 |
| DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG | Police Or Fire Siren | MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover |
| DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG | Man Digging | MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 |
| DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG | Man Digging | MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 |
| DIK DIK, DIK DAKDIK DAKKADAK DIKKA DAKKA | Typist Typing On A Computer Keypad | MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 |
| DIKKA DIK DEEP DABWAK DOOTBWEET DAKKITYDAK OONT GIKKADIK DIK DOKKA DAK DEEP | Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer | MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31 |
| DING | Elevator Door About To Close | MAD #237, March 1983, Page 39 |
| DING | Telephone falling | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| DING (13 times) | Airport Metal Detector Going Off | MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14 |
| DING DING DING DING DING | Spiderman Getting Web Fluid At Pump | MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING | Man With Alarm Clock In Stomach Being Swatted Out A Window | MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING | Airport Metal Detector Going Off | MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING | Man Filling Himself Up With Air | MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING | Alarm Clock And Clock Being Swatted Out Of A High-Rise Apartment Window | MAD #61, March 1961, Page 8 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING | Alarm clock | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING GLUK | Alarm Clock Falling And Down Into A Yawning Man's Throat | MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9 |
| DINGALINA DINGALINGA | Dooms Day Man Ringing A Bell | MAD #223, June 1981, Page 11 |
| DINGALINGA | Cannibal Ringing A Bell | MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 23 |
| DINK DINK DINK DINK | Tip-Toeing | MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10 |
| DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK | Tiptoeing Indian In A Bush Disguise | MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36 |
| DIT | Flying Hat Bouncing Off Head | MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 |
| DIT DIT | Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT | Eye Rolling Across The Street | MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 |
| DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT | Eye bouncing across road. | MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31 |
| DIT-CLUNK | Fish Hitting Green And Hole | MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 |
| DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK | Tiptoeing Horse And Rider In A Tree Disguise | MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36 |
| DOIP | Eye popping out. | MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31 |
| DOiP! | Eye Popping Out Of Eye Socket | MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 |
| DOMP DOMP DOMP | Tonto Counting By Tapping Ground | MAD #216, July 1980, Page 16 |
| DONG | Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| DON'T WALK | Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| DOOBA DOOBA DEEBE DEEBE (repeat 4 times) | A Drum Beaten Response To The Distant Message | MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48 |
| DOOBADOOBADOOBA | Tarzan Beating His Chest | MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42 |
| DOODLE | Human organ music | MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13 |
| DOONT | Man Hitting Pole | MAD #120 July 1968, Page Inside Front |
| doont | Wine Bottle Bounces Off Forehead | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| DOOOT | Lunchtime Work Whistle | MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page Back Cover |
| doop | Food falling out of man's mouth | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| DOOT | Doctor Hitting Patient's Knee With Small Hammer | MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 48 |
| DRIPPLE BLIT | Dripping Soup From Spoon Into Soup Bowl | MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48 |
| DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA | Tarzan Beating Chest | MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11 |
| ECCH YAACH BARF GAHORK | Andy Capp Drinking Water By Mistake | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 |
| ECK! | Man escaping from the dungeon | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| ECKECK! | Dog With a Tic | MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 11 |
| EEAHEEAHEEAHEEAHEEAH | Tarzan's Distress Call | MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9 |
| EECH |