Mad Advertising Satires

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You will eventually find all the advertising satires Mad has subjected us to!
This page will be an ongoing project this decade, so bear with me...
I could use your assistance verifying some of the older product names.
Some products are no longer made and your memory could help!
Those instance in which Mad made ads that did not parody a
particular name-brand product are not included here.

(alphabetized by "actual product name")
MAD PRODUCT NAME THE ACTUAL PRODUCT ISSUE
Ill-State Insurance All-State Insurance 50
Alpine Rest Home Alpine Cigarettes 68
American Expense Account Cheques American Express Cheques? 43
Armstronger tires Armstrong tires 26
Aarow Shirts Arrow Shirts 59
Aviz can't afford dirty plugs! Avis car rental 85
Bann Roll-On Deodorant Ban Roll-On Deodorant 57
Bind-Aig Band-Aid 24
Bayar Aspirin Bayer Aspirin 67
Beautydreamy mattress Beautyrest mattress 27
Cell Telephone Bell Telephone 49
Bilked Telephone System Bell Telephone 89
Better Vision Business Association -
Does this ad look blurred to you?		 ? 82
B.F. Goodnrich Autoless Tires B.F. Goodrich Tires 30
Billow's Cotton-Pick Whiskey ? 28
Blecch Shampoos Breck Shampoos 90
Bootyrest Mattress Bodyrest Mattress 75
We're sick of bonus watches from Buluva! Boluva Watches 83
Vilecream Brillcream 38
(Sadder) But Wiser Beer Budweiser Beer 63
Bofforin Bufferin 24
Cadillac Jewelry Cadillac 65
Culvert Reserve Calvert Reserve 44
Fatal Cigarettes Camel Cigarettes 89
Sham-bug's Beat-a-Check Soup Campbell's Soup 57
Canadian Clubbed whiskey Canadian Club whiskey 26
The cigarette industry can Carry-On Carlton Cigarettes 88
Cheese and Sandbag Coffee Chase and Sanborn Coffee 96
Chesterfind Cigarettes Chesterfield Cigarettes 41
Chesterfoggie Cigarettes Chesterfield Cigarettes 89
Severolet Chevrolet 29
Clawettes Clorettes 49
Colgrate Colgate 49
Contadina Tomato Paste (thanks to Steven) Concertina Expanding Can (holds eight tomatoes) 84
Colds Spread on Contact Contac Cold Caplets 87
Crust gumpaste Crest toothpaste 43
Best toothpaste with Frammistan Crest toothpaste with Flouristan 28
Dial Soap - Aren't you glad you Dial correctly? Dial Soap - Aren't you glad you use Dial? 59
Paying For A Diamond Is Forever... A Diamond Is Forever... 51
? Drug Manufacturers Association --
This capsule made $47,895,252.38 so far.		 85
Eastzone Kossak Film Eastman Kodak Film 53
The 1963 3/4 Edsel -- A Division of Furd Motors Edsel -- A Division of Ford Motors 81
Aspire Boot-Lick Polish Esquire Boot (shoe) Polish 54
I just put a gas station attendant in my tank! Esso - Put a tiger in your tank 92
Ethel gasoline Ethyl gasoline 29
Fleischman's Whiskey Fleishman's Whiskey 53
You Can't a-Ford a Car Ford Motor Company 77
Furd Foulcar Ford Falcon 60
Four Posies Society Whiskey Four Roses Whiskey 49
GM Five (Sevrolet/Pontiarc/Upsmobile/Buckit/Cadiljac) GM Five (Chevrolet/Pontiac/Oldsmobile/Buick/Cadillac) 50
General Realistic "Dummy TV" Sets General Electric TV Sets 62
Doggy Train Dog Food from Ex-Lax Gravy Train Dog Food 72
Gulp Oil Gulf Oil 65
Guzzlemidt Rotgut ? 76
Hames Underwear Haines Underwear 51
Schlockmark Cards Hallmark Cards 96
Janes Stockings Hanes Stockings 61
Inferial Whiskey Imperial Whiskey 45
Ipuna toothpaste Ipana toothpaste 25
Jell-Y Jell-O 24
John Vaultlock Stay-Put Burial Insurance John Hancock Insurance 71
Rummie Walker Johnnie Walker Whiskey 56
Goldbrick & Goldbrick Johnson & Johnson 55
Kill Off (ridiculous ad campaigns) Kellogg's 96
Kennt cigarettes Kent cigarettes 25
Kings Man Close Shave Lotion King's Men (after shave & cologne) 37
Fool-Aid Kool-Aid 67
Lady Clinic Lady Clairol 80
Lou's Potato Chips -- Bet you can't finish even one Lay's Potato Chips -- Bet you can't eat just one 96
Liberty Mutilate Insurance Liberty Mutual Insurance 69
Dee Cayers Life Savers 66
Likely Strife Cigarettes Lucky Strike Cigarettes 86
Maidinfirm Bras Maidenform Bras 70
Marlbrando cigarettes Marlboro cigarettes 27
Mayjag Washing Machines Maytag Washing Machines 80
Miss Clairold Miss Clairol 42
Immobile Gas - Put a turkey in your tank! Mobil Gas - Put a tiger in your tank 96
Pony Parimutuels of New York -
"Life Insurance? I'd rather play the horses!"		 Mutual Life Insurance Company of New York (MONY) 84
Nationwide Warning -
Beware of Crazy Insurance Companies		 Nationwide Insurance 81
New York World's Fair 1964/65 - Company's Going New York World's Fair 1964/65 - Company's Coming? 93
Ol' Craw whiskey Old Crow whiskey 25
Old Croc whiskey Old Crow whiskey 78
Padst Red Ribbon beer Pabst Blue Ribbon beer 29
Past Blue Ribbons beer Pabst Blue Ribbon beer 58
Barker 61 Capillary Cigar Parker 61 Fountain Pens 38
Sucker 61 Fountain Pens Parker 61 Fountain Pens 62
Parliamatch Cigarettes Parliament Cigarettes 50
Armament Cigarettes Parliament Cigarettes 89
Morris Philip cigarettes Philip Morris cigarettes 36
Parloraid Land Camera Polaroid Land Camera 52
Awaysis Cigarettes Oasis Cigarettes? 48
Park-David Park-Davis 48
Phoneyex Mutual Life Insurance Phoenix Mutual 54
Pund's cold cream Pond's cold cream 24
RGA Victim Color TV RCA Victor Color TV 46
Sailem Cigarettes Salem Cigarettes 40
Sinka Coffee-Flavored Bath Salts Sanka Instant Coffee 58
Sucka Instant Coffee Sanka Instant Coffee 74
Sam Foureyes Sanforized (non-shrink treatment) 94
Samforized Sanforized (non-shrink treatment) 46
Sanofranized Sanforized (non-shrink treatment) 26
Schleppe's Schweppes 51
Scutch Cellophane Tape Scotch Cellophane Tape 63
Stikky Peanut Butter Skippy Peanut Butter 57
Soft Weave Tissue by Scotch Soft Weave Tissue by Scott 47
Safe Form Insurance State Farm Insurance 55
Sweat Hard Portable Oval Tub SweetHeart Soap (thanks to Michael) 45
State Trooper - Trust your car will be stopped by the man who wears the star. Texaco - You can trust your car to the man who wears the star. 82
Travailers Insurance Travelers Insurance 71
Vicejoy Cigarettes Viceroy Cigarettes 46
Volatilis Vitalis 35
? Volkswagen 52
Volksbuggen Volkswagen 75
Winsom cigarettes Winston cigarettes 89
Winsten cigarettes Winston cigarettes 37
Yellowed Pages Yellow Pages 66
Yellow Pages - Better let your feet do the walking next time Yellow Pages - Let your fingers do the walking 79
Nippo Lighters Zippo Lighters 78